Bamboozle & Boycott Modern Life, One Email at a Time
Published by Hodder & Stoughton.
Available to purchase here
In this book I have attempted the task of solving each and every one of life's problems. And I have succeeded.
Politics? Family? Parking fines? Done, done & done & done, done. After reading these pages each of your worries will lift softly into the air, like a glorious fish, if it is a flying fish or one of those helium balloons you get on the high street that looks like a fish. Using letters, emails, tweets & telegrams I will show you how the things in your life that make you feel sad, low or anxious can soon appear trivial, insignificant and like a fish.
In short, I will butter your parsnips.
NB: This is a comedy book and it solves nothing.
Buy this book please please please you will not regret it.