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Parsnips, Buttered

Bamboozle & Boycott Modern Life, One Email at a Time

 

Published by Hodder & Stoughton.

Available in paperback here

 

 

Hello,

 

In this book I have attempted the task of solving each and every one of life's problems. And I have succeeded.

 

Politics? Family? Parking fines? Done, done & done & done, done. After reading these pages each of your worries will lift softly into the air, like a glorious fish, if it is a flying fish or one of those helium balloons you get on the high street that looks like a fish. Using letters, emails, tweets & telegrams I will show you how the things in your life that make you feel sad, low or anxious can soon appear trivial, insignificant and like a fish.

 

In short, I will butter your parsnips.

 

Much love,

Joe Lycett

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NB: This is a comedy book and it solves nothing.

 

Buy this book please please please you will not regret it.

 

 

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